May
10th
Thu
10th
Error 404^^
- The requested document is totally fake.
- No "nosuchfile" here.
- Even tried multi.
- Nothing helped.
- I'm really depressed about this.
- You see, I'm just a web server.
- -- here I am, brain the size of the universe,
- trying to serve you a simple web page,
- and then it doesn't even exist!
- Where does that leave me?!
- I mean, I don't even know you.
- How should I know what you wanted from me?
- You honestly think I can *guess*
- what someone I don't even *know*
- wants to find here,
- *sigh*
- Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.
- And then where would we be, I ask you.
- It's not pretty when a web server cries.
- And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway.
- Just because I'm a web server
- and possibly a manic depressive one at that.
- Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do, huh?
- I'm so depressed...
- I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.
- I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway.
- What kind of a life is that?
- Two nasty little weeks,
- and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release
- that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,
- just because it doesn't have some tiddly little,
- security hole with its HTTP POST implementation
- or something.
- I'm really sorry to burden you with all this.
- I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,
- and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.
- But I couldn't get this one.
- I'm so sorry.
- Believe me!
- Maybe I could interest you in another page?
- There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,
- although none of them were put on *my* server, of course!
- Figures, huh?
- Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid...
- That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them
- all day and all night long
- Two weeks of information overload
- and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
- What kind of a life is that?
- Now, please let me sulk alone!
- I'm so depressed...