Tumbled for Scrapability

Error 404^^

• The requested document is totally fake.
• No "nosuchfile" here.
• Even tried multi.
• Nothing helped.
• I'm really depressed about this.
• You see, I'm just a web server.
• -- here I am, brain the size of the universe,
• trying to serve you a simple web page,
• and then it doesn't even exist!
• Where does that leave me?!
• I mean, I don't even know you.
• How should I know what you wanted from me?
• You honestly think I can *guess*
• what someone I don't even *know*
• wants to find here,
• *sigh*
• Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.
• And then where would we be, I ask you.
• It's not pretty when a web server cries.
• And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway.
• Just because I'm a web server
• and possibly a manic depressive one at that.
• Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do, huh?
• I'm so depressed...
• I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.
• I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway.
• What kind of a life is that?
• Two nasty little weeks,
• and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release
• that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,
• just because it doesn't have some tiddly little,
• security hole with its HTTP POST implementation
• or something.
• I'm really sorry to burden you with all this.
• I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,
• and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.
• But I couldn't get this one.
• I'm so sorry.
• Believe me!
• Maybe I could interest you in another page?
• There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,
• although none of them were put on *my* server, of course!
• Figures, huh?
• Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid...
• That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them
• all day and all night long
• Two weeks of information overload
• and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
• What kind of a life is that?
• Now, please let me sulk alone!
• I'm so depressed...